Wouldn’t you like access to a “database of human feelings,” a live harvesting of emotion from blogs around the world? Here it is: WeFeelFine.org.
Were you aware that there is an international competition for the best beards and mustaches? I wasn’t either. From the rulebook: “Legal aids would include wax, hair spray and other hair cosmetics. However, unnatural hair colour, false facial hair, hair extensions and any form of hair pins are strictly forbidden.”
(Hat tips: Hunter Walk, Ken Buchanan, Dave Brick)