A Great Excuse Not to Hand Out Halloween Candy

A sign left outside a darkened house in my neighborhood Halloween night:

Sorry we are not home tonight.? We got called away to an emergency meeting of the Delaware Witches Association.? One of the members keeps saying “I am not a witch,” and we are having a vote to decide whether she should be thrown out of the association.? See you next year.

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  1. Maria Elena says:

    That is not a good excuse to not give out candies on Halloween. Just don’t even give an excuse people will know you’re a cheap person that doesn’t want to give out candies on Halloween. Your house is going to get egged either way so yeah you lose both ways ha.

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  2. Nick says:

    Its halloween give out candy!

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