How Big? A Caption Contest

It’s Friday afternoon, and so I’m sure all of us are looking for a break.  You know what that means: time for a caption contest!  I mean, this picture is really crying out for it, isn’t it?

President Obama with Treasury Secretary Geithner, while NEC Director Gene Sperling looks on.

 

Add your funniest caption in the comments.  We’ll crowdsource the voting: Use the thumbs-up button to vote for your favorites. And we’ll make sure to round up some schwag for the winner.

[Hat tip: Laura Rozen via Dan Drezner]


Sandra M

I missed it by "that much"!

VB in NV

"I checked the vault Mr. President, and we're down to a stack of twenties about this high."

Quin

98 votes? Considering the others, this seems fishy even if it is one of the best so far.

Jon

"I'm not kidding - Kucinich is really, really short."

Hewy

This is represents the equivalent of economic zombie apocalypse and this represents where we are...

Jon

What would we need to do to get our economy rolling again? Mr. President, we give every family in America a stack of cash - about this much per family should do it.

Jim

I saw Boehner at the gym.

Mara

Before the war, our national debt was about this big.

Ben Sauer

Up here is how many jobs we said we'd make, down here is how many we actually made

@CriticalMass369

Representative Pelosi is requesting $100,000.00 in stimulus money to have her penile implant enlarged this much!

Steve

...and that's on a good day.

zayyan

MR president we will issue gold bars this thick

Andrea Taylor

"It's a great Jenga strategy, doesn't work so well in finance though."

Chip Chantry

In his daily briefing with the president, Secretary Geithner conveys dismal state of the economy by performing the saddest rendition of "The Hand Jive" known to man.

Zac

Aw, you beat me to it!

Wally

" It is about this long when cold."

Reid

We have, like, this much money left.

Colin

Geithner: Started up on a 6, when he pulled from the clouds, and then I moved in above him.
Obama: Well, if you were directly above him, how could you see him?
Geithner: Because I was inverted.
Photographer: [coughs whilst saying] Bulls***.
Sperling: No, he was man. It was a really great move. He was inverted.

James Allen

Hands down the best! I'm laughing my butt off! Great comment!

John B. Chilton

The jobs bill, Mr. President, it's like Preparation H for unemployment. If this is the size of the problem, then this is not a solution.

Ryan Carl Impink

Well...I'm a white guy, so it's only, like, this big....

Bob's your Uncle

White House catches fish, this big

Zac

Timmy was born to hand jive!

Chris

ah, I went w/ hand jive too, haha!