I’m not sure how I got talked into it, but I agreed to do an AMA (Ask Me Anything) on Reddit today.
These are the sorts of questions I’m looking forward to:
Q: Would you rather fight one hundred duck-sized horses or one horse-sized duck?
And here are the kinds of answers I’ll be giving.
A: I would take the one big duck, for sure. I’ll be an underdog either way (that is true in most fights I’m in). When you are the underdog, you want luck to play as big a role as possible. With one big duck, maybe I manage to get in a lucky swing with my 7-iron and end it quickly. With 100 little horses, even if I get lucky and wipe out a few of them, there are still 97 more to deal with. Plus, I’ve been bit by a horse, and it is no fun. I also recently got attacked by fire ants, and that was no fun either. The thought of horse jaws on those fire ants makes my skin crawl.
To check it out, just go to Reddit IAmA at noon, ET.