A Big Heap of Shining Wit

I love spoonerisms. What’s a spoonerism, you say? It’s a phrase in which letters or syllables are swapped to make a new, punny meaning. The best spoonerism I’ve ever heard, by a long shot, is courtesy of Anu Garg, the editor of Wordsmith.org:

Rev. William Archibald Spooner, the father of spoonerism, not only gave the English language a new word, an eponym, but also an artful device for repartee. The story goes that a member of parliament cut off another calling him a shining wit, and then apologized for making a spoonerism.

In this CNBC interview with Warren Buffett, the interviewer makes a nice (if inadvertent) spoonerism, when she tries to say that “average retail investors feeling that they can’t get a fair shake” in the stock market because the game is weighted toward special interests. But instead of “fair shake,” she says “share fake.” Which pretty perfectly summarizes what those retails investors are afraid of getting.

Do you have any good spoonerisms for us?


James Curran

Back when I was in college (early '80s), some friends tried to start a music/fashion magazine, which they were going to called "Snake, Waddle and Wool", with a snake, duck and sheep as mascots. The snake and sheep were anonymous, but the duck was named: "Duck Fisco" (because they couldn't call him "F#@&-- Disco")

ari

My favourite is an Australian institution. Whether it came from a TV show, or some other pop culture reference, I'm not sure, but regularly 'no fucking worries' is 'spoonerised' to 'no wucking forries', or simply, 'no wuckas'.

As an aside, I'm not convinced that a spoonerism needs to have a new, punny meaning. Acedotally, the best spoonerisms result in made up words that just plain sound dumb.

Buce

My mother loved to say:

Mardon me padam but you're occupewing the wrong pie. May I sew you to another sheet?

I'm not sure this quite counts but I am reminded of the canonical newspaper correction:

We were wrong to say that Blodge is a defective on the police force. We meant to say that he is a detective on the police farce.

Dave

There's a country song by Toby Keith called "American Ride" that contains a spoonerism:
If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan.

Marin

Mom was a nurse, and therefore medically inclined. Dad had a bump in his eyelid that she was abnormally interested in. After she queried him and poked him for the umpteenth time, he said, "Isn't this romantic? Just you and me, gazing at the scars in the stye."

Matt

There's a great line from A Shot in the Dark, where Peter Sellers as Inspector Clouseau exclaims: "And I submit, Inspector Ballon, that you arrived home, found Miguel with Maria Gambrelli, and killed him in a rit of fealous jage!"

Mike

Poor Shiloh Pitt.

CF

When making lunch for my kids, I often ask if they want any "chilled grease".

Juho

The plural for a group of bankers is a wunch.

Dan Courtney

Every fall, Notre Dame students wear "Muck Fichigan" shirts to the game against the wolverines.

Bryn

Zach Weiner has covered this before in his webcomic SMBC. Link below! It's a classic.

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=2083

Gavin

Legend has it that in the mid 70's during question time in the Australian Parliament one of the opposition members stood up and started his speech with "I'm a country member..." to which the Prime Minister at the time responded "Yes, I remember".

Gary G

Of course, the Capitol Steps have included spoonerism songs on their satirical albums since the beginning, and several are available online (Lirty Dies).

http://www.capsteps.com/lirty/

Lew

Man, those are some Tig ol Bitties!

Arthur

My Dad is always expounding the virtues of a well boiled icicle (verbal only, but still...).

Thomas Bridge

The original spoonerism is sometimes claimed to be when Spooner was walking accross the Thames in Oxford and in attempting to stop an amourous couple below meant to shout "no kissing in those punts".

He's also reported to have offered a toast to "our queer old dean".