Search the Site Needs a Psychic

Or, failing that, it needs to wait a few hours before sending out its e-mail blitzes. Here’s what just showed up in my in-box:

Dear Customer,

Congratulations, [placeholder for winning team]! As someone who has
purchased sports-related products, we thought you should be the first to
see our selection of NCAA championship products.

NCAA Championship Cap
Check out our championship hats, tees, and hooded sweatshirts in our NCAA
Fan Shop.

Available only while supplies last.