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Wall Street Jokes, Please

Wall Street has always been a legendary joke generator — with a specialty in gallows humor.

So I ask our readers: in this very unfunny time, what are the Wall Street jokes of the moment?

To prime the pump, I offer up something a wise gentleman told me the other night, prescribed to make all Americans feel a bit better:

Yes, it’s true that the Chinese have been selling us toxic toothpaste, toxic pet food, toys with toxic lead paint — but all the while we were selling them toxic investments.

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