Calling All Exhibitionist Flight Attendants

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Sometimes the e-mail in-box captures a pitch that’s just too good to not share. It is probably not the best time to be casting a reality show about fun-loving flight attendants, but show biz waits for no one:

Are you a FLIGHT ATTENDANT who shares an apartment or house with other FLIGHT ATTENDANTS? WELL, WE ARE LOOKING FOR YOU AND YOUR ROOMMATES! BRAINBOX ENTERTAINMENT is seeking FLIGHT ATTENDANTS for a new television series (major cable).

Ideal candidates are in their 20’s to early 30’s and have several roommates who are also flight attendants interested in being on television. Candidates should be adventurous, outgoing, and have an active social life.

To audition:
Send an e-mail explaining your story and why you would be great for this show.

PLEASE INCLUDE A VIDEO CLIP OR LINK TO A SHORT VIDEO OF YOURSELF AND YOUR ROOMMATES ON THE INTERNET. EACH ROOMMATE SHOULD INTRODUCE HIM/HERSELF AND INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

· Name

· Age

· Hometown

· Relationship Status

· Number of years experience as a flight attendant (all experience levels accepted)

· Airline that you work for (for reference purposes only)

· Why do you love being a flight attendant?

· Other interests outside of work

· A funny or interesting story about something that has happened to you on or off the job

If you do not have a professional camera, you can use a web cam, video function on a digital camera, or even your cell phone! If you are the right person, we need to see you!

Please send the above information to flights1@brainbox.tv and include FLIGHTS — YOUR NAME in the subject line.

If you must send a submission via snail mail, please send to:

Flights
BrainBox Entertainment, LLC
8215-B Fenton St.
Silver Spring, MD 20910

DEADLINE FOR SUBMISSIONS IS MONDAY, JANUARY 19, 2009.


Jeff

I read that post in the voice of Quagmire from Family Guy

Chris

Giggity giggity goo!

This sounds like run-of-the-mill bad reality TV, but I bet I end up watching it anyway. I'm such a sucker.

-Dan

Can you video tape yourself reading it again as Quagmire and post it on the internet AND INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION:

· Name

· Age

· Hometown

· Relationship Status

· Number of years experience as a Quagmire impersonator (all experience levels accepted)

Matt

I live in Silver Spring and let me tell you. It's not the entertainment capitol of the world. The closest thing is the Discovery Channel HQ is here. I doubt they would be putting this on their network. Judging from Google's Street View this is the old Silver Spring. And I wouldn't send them anything.

Avi Rappoport

The sad thing is that they will get several sincere applications.

Michael

Well, according to wikipedia they exist, in that:

Roush Racing: Driver X was produced for Discovery Channel by Brainbox Entertainment.

That said, I frequent a forum whose admins like to play games with spammers. As such I kept wondering what phrase was being replaced with Flight Attendant.

Eric M. Jones

I once sat with a dead-heading (I think that's the term)female flight attendant from Denver to LA. She told me she lived in New Orleans (where she flew from that morning), and was flying to LA to start her day's work. She worked from LA to SF, SF to Chicago, and Chicago to New Orleans. That's what she did every day. Must have been a long day.

Amazed me. It still does.

PEACE OF MIND

TCIFF.

Thank G-d It's Forever Friday.

Now I can honestly say- written as the result of a collaboration with my friend.

econobiker

What ever happened to the political reality show about getting some independent candidates for president or something?

Did that one get tanked by the political parties?

I would imagine that American Idol-like popularity numbers for a TV show poltiical candidate would have scared the bejesus out of the DNC and RNC people..