Rough Name, Rough Start?

Perhaps naming laws aren’t such a bad thing, at least in cases like this: D’AlCapone AlPacino Morris was arrested by the U.S. Marshal’s Service last year on charges of murder, aggravated burglary, aggravated robbery, kidnapping and felonious assault. No word on what the alleged criminal’s parents were thinking when they named him. (HT: Peter Mintun)[%comments]