Terminal Illness: Readers' Best and Worst Airports

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Thanks to those who participated in our call to sound off about your favorite and least favorite airports. The results: 

At the top of the list of best airports, by a long way, was Amsterdam’s Schiphol. I have not flown into Schiphol myself, but I’m not at all surprised by this ranking, as the Dutch are genius urban planners. Schiphol has a branch of the Rijksmuseum art museum, displaying actual old masters, and a shopping mall which is open to the public as well as travelers.

  • “Great options to suit everyone – awesome baby & kids facilities, casinos for dad and plenty of decent shopping as well as food options. It really made for an easy 6hr layover with baby.”—Cam

No, there are no “coffee shops,” in Schiphol, so don’t be attributing the glowing reviews to anything but the quality of the airport. (Perhaps the same cannot be said for Managua, Nicaragua, which reader ephman ranks as his favorite because “you can buy Oxycontin in the waiting area without a prescription to entertain yourself for the long flight to wherever you’re going.”)

A clear second place was taken by Singapore:

  • “Spacious, clean, gardens, showers, layover hotel, great shops with decent prices, layover city tour”—John
  • “A great hotel inside one of the terminals, chill-out zones, cinema, even a butterfly house”—David Keavnay 

Among American airports, high scorers were Charlotte (rocking chairs in the terminals), Austin, Baltimore-Washington, San Francisco, Denver, Tampa, Detroit (“so pretty, and well-designed, that main water fountain is gorgeous; maybe I just liked it because I had low expectations going into it, being Detroit”—xq), and Portland (has a mall with stores forbidden to charge prices higher than their off-airport locations, and live pianists).

However, one thing that clearly comes through is that the U.S. airports stack up poorly against their foreign counterparts. No American airport has reached the level of culture and sophistication of Munich, which features a mini golf course on the premises. And the South Korean airports draw raves, these about Seoul: 

  • “Clean and brilliantly organized, amazing facilities (including a day spa, movie theater and ice skating rink), friendly staff. This airport was more impressive and professional than any of the airports I visited in the States or anywhere else for that matter.”—Emily
  • “The best one I have ever been to by far. It is huge and has so many different shops to visit and foods to try. There is even a shop space set aside for cultural awareness of South Korean culture. It has South Korean music playing, shows traditional arts and dance, and has projects people can do and take with them. When I was there last, I was able to paint a wooden fan with the picture of a lotus flower.”—Amanda

In North America, people gushed over Vancouver International:

  • “Modern, spacious, never overcrowded, lots of helpful staff, and good food/shopping. Plus they have an indoor “rainforest,” jellyfish tank, and a waterfall that leads arriving passengers to the immigration area.”—Mark
  • “The moment you step off the plane and into the international arrivals area you are enveloped by a serene tranquility. Water trickles through the outdoor nature scene while birds sing their welcome. And I swear they pipe in mountain air!”—G. Watson 

As I’ve discovered, there are tremendous merits to flying in and out of smaller airports, like GSP here in Greenville. As reader Q notes: “in general, small town airports are just a vastly more pleasant experience than the big ones.” Tops in our survey must be Fort Wayne International, where volunteer greeters meet incoming passengers with free cookies.

Easily the most hated airports are:

  • Los Angeles LAX
    • “Cramped terminals, rude staff, smells like a bathroom, but above all else, it’s a terrible first impression for millions of visitors to the U.S. every year.”—Jordan Hahn
    • “Very hostile and aggressive immigration officers treat incoming visitors on holiday like criminals. Most people I speak to – many of whom travel the world – have a hostile LAX story. Add 2 to 5 hour wait in line, and many people now avoid like the plague, preferring to travel elsewhere. But the USA advertises for our holiday money! LAX probably costs the USA millions of dollars each year in reduced tourism.”—Billingham
  • London Heathrow (at least almost all of Heathrow)
    • “It is badly laid out, confusing, poorly signed, the staff don’t care and you just seem to end up queuing everywhere!”—Adam
    • “That 1970s carpet is really in need of an overhaul”—Chantal
    • “I never felt like an airport was so out of date or that the staff were so unhelpful as was at this airport, it actually makes me not want to go back to London by plane.”—Alyssa
    • “Old and dingy, and seems to exist solely as a way of selling retail space.”—David Keavany
  • Chicago O’Hare
    • “O’Hare has horrible function with little in the way of form.”—Matt
    • “O’Hare is my least favorite airport, because it is so big and sprawling and complicated, and it’s really hard to figure out where you’re supposed to go. Even when you finally do, it takes SO long to get there. Connecting in O’Hare is hard because you don’t know if it’ll take a million years to get from one gate to the next.”—Mandy Keyes
  •  Miami
    • “Complete hell. Lines are long (and slow), it is very crowded, immigration is slow, and it has a faint smell of mold everywhere.”—Ken
    • “My least favorite US airport. Feels like a huge bus station. The traffic flow for entering international passengers is a complete joke; you are following painted yellow lines on the floor. The food is terrible, and the decor is 70s tile, with little to no carpet, so it is LOUD. Ugh.”—Syd Polk
  • Atlanta
    • “Huge, confusing and often jam-packed with people.”—Moe Khalel 

And there were widespread pans of the three New York airports. Tom Fox says: “crowded, dirty, but that’s New York I guess.”

  • JFK
    • “If you like to starve and have 5 hour delays before your 20 hour international trip, this place is for you! Not to mention it looks like it’s about to crumble down around you.”—KG
  • Newark
    • “For the general chaos, filth and disorganization I have unfailingly encountered every time I’ve been condemned to fly through there”—Jay Lake
    • “Newark is chaos 100% of the time. There’s nothing redeeming about this airport, it exists strictly to move people from City A to City B and doesn’t even do a great job.”—Craig A

And worst of all, the airport this survey suggests is perhaps the most hated in America:

  • LaGuardia
    • “LGA is the worst. It is a “gateway” to the “greatest city in the world” yet is crowded, dirty, and has few amenities. When flights are backed up (frequent) the terminals are packed, there is no seating, and peo
      ple are sitting on really disgusting, musty carpeting in the corridors. The food is overpriced (quelle surprise) and disgusting, served by personnel who, at best, have little personality and, at worst, are downright nasty (this attitude permeates all levels of personnel at this airport, from the ticket agents, to the TSA workers, to the custodial staff). Its only perk is its proximity to the city. Otherwise, it is a downright embarrassment and reflects the worst of NYC, ca. 1985.”—James R. McWilliam
    •  “Shabby, run-down, dirty, foodless”—William Thompson
    • “The place is a dump and an embarrassment to one of the world’s greatest cities.”—Ephman
    • “It is the sort of place where the rats go on strike because of the filth. What can go wrong when you mix rude incompetent inefficient personnel in a bad environment?”—John McGaw

There is also little love for:

  • Washington Dulles
  • Houston
  • Paris DeGaulle
    • “Last time we were there our plane was delayed and there wasn’t a sit-down restaurant in the entire place. In France!”—Kay
    • “Crowded, bad food, bad logistics, slow, rude and the only airport to actually partially collapse and kill passengers in transit.”—John Dean
    • “Layout and design (lots of naked grey concrete walls) seems to be specifically designed to confuse and depress everyone including the staff. This is probably the reason for them to be very unhelpful if not outright hostile.”—Bjorn

As one of you pointed out, this survey is subject to sampling bias based on the fact that many more of us have been through large, hub airports close to home (e.g. O’Hare, Atlanta, Denver, Dallas) than smaller and/or more distant ones, making it more likely that the major American airports are high on these lists. This proved true—for the worst list. Relatively few people listed the major American airports among the best, with Denver and Charlotte making the best showing.

An interesting case is the airports which figured prominently on both the “best” and “worst” lists. The standout here is Atlanta, with 5 “best” votes and 13 “worsts.” Others with this distinction include Boston, Bangkok, Chicago O’Hare (“I like O’Hare because there is lots of everything – security, space, options for restaurants etc. When you go through O’Hare and then go to someplace like Syracuse or Baltimore or Albuquerque, you realize that even though O’Hare is super busy, at least it knows what to take seriously—Teresa), Dallas, Denver, Dubai, Frankfurt, Orlando, Pittsburgh, Rome, and Washington Reagan. London Heathrow stirred up some enthusiasm for Terminal 5, though it was a trickle compared to the general torrent of abuse. Even JFK, Newark, and LaGuardia got one “best” vote each, and even LAX managed one “not that bad.”

As for me, perhaps I am biased because it was my home airport for 20 years, but I will always have special memories of LAX. It stands out in so many ways: an inconvenient location off a traffic-choked freeway far from the city center; aging, dilapidated and and crumbling facilities; a claustrophobic interior; zero amenities; a setting so overcrowded with people and devoid of decent food options you’ll feel like you stepped into a scene in Soylent Green; dirt (the bathrooms make you want to hold it and wait for the flight), constant construction, and awful transit service. (The light rail line stops 2.5 miles from the terminal, meaning you have to take a slow shuttle bus to get to it, with the only saving grace being the fact that the light rail runs nowhere you would actually want to go so you won’t be taking it anyway. No surprise that only one percent of travelers take transit to the airport.)

Waits at LAX are long, and it is not unheard of for security lines to run out of the security area, down the steps, through the check-in area, and then out of the building to snake back and forth on the sidewalk in front of the terminal. I personally have had to wait in such a line. Eventually, airport personnel came and pulled all of the people with later flight departure times, of which I was one, out of the line. We were rewarded with a long walk to another terminal (no train between terminals at LAX, only an infrequent, maddeningly slow and crowded shuttle bus), going through security there, then being herded out onto the tarmac and onto a packed shuttle bus back to our original terminal. The wait and inconvenience was bad enough, but what turned ordinary hassle into truly Kafkaesque hassle was the fact that airport personnel insulted our intelligence, luring those of us with later flights out of line by telling us we were going to have our screening “expedited,” as if they were really going to expedite the people on the later flights. And believe me, there were no free cookies for our trouble.

Thanks to those of you who wrote in!

Dave Chapman

-An interesting case is the airports which figured prominently on both the “best” and “worst” lists.
-The standout here is Atlanta, with 5 “best” votes and 13 “worsts.” Others with this distinction
-include Boston, Bangkok, Chicago O’Hare.

I just survived a 2-hour flight delay in SFO, so maybe I have some insight.
SFO has one of the worst records for flight delays. We call it "fog".
On the other hand, SFO easily has the best airport food I have ever seen,
so if you get stuck there, you will not starve. These facts probably account for
the mixed reviews.

Similar comments for San Diego. The Southwest terminal is like a painting of the
torments of hell, as painted in the late 1500s. The other terminal is great: It is
clean, spacious, and has nice chairs. Your impression is SAN will entirely depend
on which carrier you use. Mixed reviews should be expected.

Finally, I like Sydney, Australia, and really do not like JFK.



As an Atlanta native and a frequenter of Hartsfield-Jackson, I can easily see why it would get such mixed reviews. On one hand, it's one of the world's busiest airports (sometimes THE busiest), so it's not lacking in amenities and the staff can usually get people in and out without too much hassle, especially in Terminal South. On the other hand, it's one of the world's busiest airports, so it is always packed, usually with people who are not in the greatest of moods. I've never had a terrible experience there, and the walk between concourses is actually kind of nice if you aren't hauling a heavy bag, but it is not what I would call a pleasant environment. Also, most Atlantians hate it because airport traffic is always clogging the I-20 corridor.

John Roehnert

I've flown to quite a few airport in the U.S., and am amazed that this article doesn't mention Philadelphia (PHL) as a bad airport. Easily the worst, in my opinion. Dirty, hot, noisy, poor quality of services, and rude staff (even the people at the "information desks"!).


I must say that I am quite surprised people dislike Houston's airport. Outside of terminals B and D, which aren't all that bad, it's easily one of the nicest in the country, in my humble opinion. Denver and Schiphol are also quite nice. The Delta terminals at JFK, on the other hand, still seem quite awful, even after the billion-dollar renovation. Overpriced and unfriendly, and you still have to take a crowded, old bus to get to Terminal 2, which is also crowded and old. .


Worst ever Chicago O'Hare, three hours delay, two hours delay in Miami. I never had this problem at LAX in and out in less than 30 minutes. The only bad thing at LAX is the terminals are old need some facelift.


Been in many airports throughout the world. LAX must be the most uncomfortable I have EVER had the misfortune of being trapped in a long layover. For example, in Terminal 4 there is only one eatery one can sit in and eat. All other places are simply walk-through. Seating is apparently provided by American Airlines (see the sides of the seat supports) courtesy of Marquis de Sade Seating, Inc. The chairs give the teasing appearance of being padded until actually used as temporary nest for unfortunate buttocks. Once seated, a time span of about 7 minutes brings one to the realization that the padding is approximately 40mm of lifeless vinyl wrapped foam atop a formed sheet of aluminum. Such a chair, presumably having been designed as a chair, could only have been designed, drawn, and manufactured by those who never sit. The only reasonably comfortable position in the chair is Missesawiggins' typing posture -- this is likely only because it minimizes the pressure on the parts of the body that contact the chair. Any slightly relaxed slouch will result in tingly legs and buttocks. I am actually shocked that travelers have not sued LAX over the likely cases of gangrene of the buttocks.
Men's restrooms in Terminal 4 are the typical of airports: two narrow hallways. One for hand washing, one for toilets and urinals. Of course the "best" design for high volume restroom is to have narrow entrances and exits, narrow walking space (this allows for bags to be swung about to strike urinating patrons causing loss of aim), and lavatories so packed together only the cowboys shown in the distorted credits of spaghetti westerns.



You left out Jacksonville Aviation Authority it is one of the best airport anyone can work at. granted I used to work for this airport and, always treated me great from the staff to the big wigs. Their airport is the top 5 but should be number one because they have great customer friendly staff very pleasant and, the airport itself is wonderful with music, art gallery great places to eat and many many other things. I'm just sad and in my own depress state right now that I didn't take the necessary steps to stay their.


I'm surprised nobody mentioned St Paul in Minneapolis. Talk about going back in time. First thing upon arrival you get hit with a musty humid stench and made to wait for ages to clear security in that atmosphere. The 70s carpet is something to behold and the securiy personnel treated us like criminals after our 9 hour flight from London. On the flight back, while waiting to board, i actually saw the cutest mouse scurring under our seats. Surreal...


As a Londoner I can explain the disparity in Heathrow results. Terminal 5 is one of my favourite terminals and I'd give it the Pepsi challenge with anyone, but it only serves British Airways, so with a predominantly US readership, and with the tendency for Americans to us US carriers, most of you will have been stuck in T3, which isn't very good, or T1 which is awful and certainly deserves the complaints listed.

However, this is all going to change. The new T2 has just opened, which is on a par with T5, and the other two (1 and 3) are going to be demolished soon. In the meantime just fly BA :)


I once flew into Miami after several pleasant trips to the U.S. The border official looked at my frequent visits and gave me such a grilling and was so obnoxious I haven't returned to the U.S. in 15 years. In Las Vegas the airline lost my wheelchair and were none too enthusiastic or helpful in it's recovery. It took three hours for them to find it. U.S. airlines are a joke compared to their Asian counterparts. I'd much rather take a connecting flight in Dubai than the U.S.

In Hong Kong recently I caught a connecting flight that departed with about an hour to make the connection. The efficiency and courtesy of the staff was unbelievable. I had the same experience when I flew Japan airlines.

The U.S. and U.K. have to up their game if they want to match the infrastructure being developed in other parts of the world.

Finally, border staff at Stansted would be better serving in a gulag, they're that welcoming.



Actually, the rocking chairs at Charlotte were copied from Asheville which started them years ago. Asheville is a great way to start a flight; never a long security wait.