The FREAK-est Links

Would you like your salt kosher or Christian? Either way, look out for the aptonym.
Soviet breadlines were depressing and long — so it’s a bad idea to use them as models for managing traffic. (Earlier)
It’s basically a cat brothel where patrons pay by the hour for feline companionship; you don’t pay them for love, you pay them for not pooping in a box in your house.
A stat-head’s joy: watching his data sets change and grow. (Earlier)