There Once Was a Fund Guy Named Bernie …

A reader named Van Brenner wrote to let us know about an online dictionary in which every definition is written in the form of a limerick. One of our favorites is the following one on bear markets by Robert Holland:

Gentle Ben this bear market is not,
Especially for bulls who are caught
Unawares by his raid
On the profits they made.
So begins his voracious onslaught.

A piece of Freakonomics schwag goes to the reader who submits the best definition for Bernie Madoff to the Omnificent English Dictionary In Limerick Form. (Post your entry in the comments below to be eligible.)